- 1/2 of the main characters end up as crackheads and/or whores (briefly or long-term).
- According to estimates, 11 characters have killed people.
- 5/6 of the main characters had sex before they were married, but only 2/6 only had sex with their life-long partner.
- 4/6 of the main characters had their first kiss before their fifth year at Hogwarts.
- Almost all characters have been caught humming/singing/dancing to songs that came out after the '90s.
- 6/6 main characters have spoken with emoticons.
- 4/6 main characters have been classified as "weeaboos," and half of these had seen animes that weren't released for another 10 years at least.
- 1/3 of the main characters have been raped (1/3 is unknown, though implied).
- 3/6 of the main characters came from rich families, but one became rich post-graduation; two of these end up losing most/all of their money.
- 3/6 of the main characters had either had children or were knocked up by the age of 23; however, all main characters had at least one kid by the age of 25.
- Including next-gen characters, only 2 characters have been knocked up by the age of 18.
- ∞ mentions of condoms before, during, or after intercourse.
Subject: STATISTICS 
Thu May 03, 2012 2:36 am
